Some of us kill cacti. It’s fine. You’re not broken—you just haven’t found the right plant yet. You still deserve a cute little plant shelf and something green to come home to. Luckily, not all houseplants are needy drama queens. Some are downright chill.

Whether you forget to water, don’t get much light, or just want something you can keep alive while figuring it out—these six plants are here to build your plant-parent confidence.

AKA: Sansevieria or “Mother-in-Law’s Tongue”

Practically indestructible. Low light? Fine. Forgot to water for two weeks? Also fine. This plant thrives on neglect, looks architectural, and even helps clean the air while you sleep. A top-tier starter plant with zero drama.

Nickname: Devil’s Ivy

This one tells you when it’s thirsty—its leaves droop just enough to give you a heads-up. It grows fast, trails beautifully, and can be snipped and propagated into even more plants (plant math = win). It doesn’t mind low light, and it forgives forgetfulness.

AKA: Zamioculcas zamiifolia, but who has time for that

The ZZ is sleek, glossy, and lives for the low-light life. It doesn’t ask for much—just an occasional drink and a corner to chill in. Basically, if you forget it exists for a bit, it’ll still like you.

AKA: Chlorophytum-comosum or the plant that gives birth

This cheerful, strappy plant sends out little “babies” (called plantlets) that hang down like green fireworks. It loves bright, indirect light, but it’ll survive in medium spots too. Great for beginners—and for making new plants you can gift or hoard.

Spoiler: not always peaceful, but worth it

This one will wilt dramatically when it needs water, but don’t panic—it bounces back fast. Its white blooms add elegance, and it’s one of NASA’s top picks for air-purifying plants. Keep it in a brighter spot and don’t overwater.

AKA: Philodendron hederaceum

Sweet, soft, and forgiving
If plants could hug, this one would. Its heart-shaped leaves are gorgeous and it thrives in indirect light. Water it when the soil feels dry, and it’ll reward you with fast, trailing growth that looks lush with very little effort.

Curious how to care for your new green babies—or ready to multiply the ones you’ve got? I’ve got you covered - Check out more of my plant-friendly content.

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